Limited release
The Thanksgiving Survival Kit
Because family is a blessing. In moderation.
Three bottles, one box, and a lid card that tells you when to open each wine: Calera Clone Pinot Noir, Sexy Bitch, and F'ing Fabulous Malbec. Pre-sales are open now. Order by November 13, or until the kits are gone.
Great wine gets you through everything.
$349
Limited availability
Shipping is charged as three bottles. The kit ships November 13. Includes box and contents only.
- Three exceptional winesFor every stage of Thanksgiving.
- Beautifully packagedReady to give or keep for yourself.
- A perfect giftFor wine lovers, hosts, and survivors of family gatherings.
- Pre-sales open
- Now
- Order by
- 11/13
- or until sold out
- Ships
- November 13th
On the lid
Thanksgiving survival instructions
Happy Thanksgiving
01
Open the Pinot
For the calm before the storm.
02
Open Sexy Bitch
Serve dinner. Avoid politics.
03
Open F'ing Fabulous
You made it.
04
Lock the door
The evening has a last step.
In the box
Three wines. One evening.
Open before they arrive
2024 Russian River Calera Clone Pinot Noir
For the calm before the storm.
Open when everyone sits down
2022 Napa Valley Sexy Bitch Estate Barrel Select Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon
Because someone was going to say it.
Open when they leave
2024 Coombsville F'ing Fabulous Malbec
You made it.
$349
Limited availability
Limited availability. Ships November 13.