Limited release
The Thanksgiving Survival Kit
Because family is a blessing. In moderation.
Three bottles, one box, and a lid card that tells you when to open each wine. Pre-sales are open now. Order by November 13, or until the kits are gone.
$349
Shipping is charged as three bottles. The kit ships November 13.
- Pre-sales
- Open now
- Order by
- November 13
- or until sold out
- Ships
- November 13
On the lid
Thanksgiving survival instructions
01
Open the Pinot
For the calm before the storm. Pour it when the house is still quiet.
02
Open Sexy Bitch
Serve dinner. Keep the politics in the other room.
03
Open F'ing Fabulous
You made it. This is the glass for the people who stayed.
04
Lock the door
The evening has a last step. Take it.
In the box
Three wines. One evening.
Open before they arrive
2024 Russian River Calera Clone Pinot Noir
For the calm before the storm.
Open when everyone sits down
2022 Napa Valley Sexy Bitch Estate Barrel Select Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon
Because someone was going to say it.
Open when they leave
2024 Coombsville F'ing Fabulous Malbec
You made it.
$349
Limited availability. Ships November 13.